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The largest untapped food source on the planet is humans. Sooner or later something will specialize in eating us.
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January 19th, 2011
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Someday my long-lost real relatives, the Lizard People, will find me and welcome me back to the fold.
January 18th, 2011
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Yes, my life is very good. But I still say there are more ways for things to go wrong than to go right. NO, I don't want to die! I want not to have been born.
January 17th, 2011
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Did you SEE Brady's face on the sideline?! If I were going to caption that, I'd have him say, "I thought Coach Belichick was supposed to spike their Gatorade," or something.
January 10th, 2011
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They think you must have delusions of grandeur if you're paranoid, as if only really important people get persecuted. They're wrong. You don't need to be important, only vulnerable.
November 15th, 2010
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Nobody understands meeee, am I not writing clearly enough, just infer from what I'm implying, I don't want to spell everything out painstakingly
November 2nd, 2010
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Do I dump my depressive thoughts on you?! That's what pseudonymous journals are for!
November 1st, 2010
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Ben Roethlisberger with his fat head and his poor impulse control -- isn't anyone suspicious of him?!
November 8th, 2009
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GODDAMN DIGITAL TV
The picture freezes or breaks up whenever there's action. I can't watch a game this way!
The picture freezes or breaks up whenever there's action. I can't watch a game this way!
March 24th, 2009
October 14th, 2008
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Hey, Peyton probably told him from experience to lose one early. The media put more pressure on you the longer you go undefeated!
February 3rd, 2008
January 14th, 2008
: Everyone else is coming here, so... (shrugs)
Hah! There's a Manning still in the playoffs, and it ain't Peyton!
Hah! There's a Manning still in the playoffs, and it ain't Peyton!
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